JLSNet has been added to Tom’s Networking Links page, this site comes from the same team that produce the Tom’s Hardware site. How Exciting! Plus! One ns-2 script added on how to change node colour and shapes.

“There would only ever be enough demand for five computers in the world.” –Thomas Watson, IBM founder 1943

I have had !huge! problems as I moved the jlsnet.co.uk domain name to another name registrar, the DNS records were screwed, email Lost, WHOIS tag wrong! But JLSNet is back to normal now! with a bonus…the domain name points straight to my server instead of the browser having to have been redirected each time the site is visited.

“I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day……you’re on” –Dumb and Dumber

Added one new page…IOS Cisco Switch and VLANS.

“BRIAN: Look. You’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we’re all individuals! BRIAN: You’re all different! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different! DENNIS: I’m not.” –Monty Python - Life of Brian

This is a admin test. I have created a better backend admin system to edit pages and view statistics. But it is for my eyes only :-p

“You can’t drink a pint of Bovril!” –Mike from Spaced, the TV Series

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Someting to keep the mind juices flowing…

There are three mates who have just brought a flat together and they decide they want to get a TV. They find a second hand electrical store with a TV in the window for £30 and decide to go in. Between them they decide they want the TV and hand the cashier £30 (£10 from each of them) and just as the cashier puts the money in the till, he suddenly realises that actually the TV has been reduced down to £25. So the cashier takes £5 from the till but can’t figure out how to divide the £5 between the three housemates, so he just gives each of them £1 back and puts the other £2 in his pocket (because he is a cheeky beggar!). Now each of the housemates put in £10 and got £1 back, therefore paying £9 each. 3 x £9 = £27, £27 + £2 in the cashiers pocket = £29.

So where has the last pound gone!!?

It Took me a while to figure it out