What is your favorite joke?
Posted by James Saunders on September 25th, 2007
We have finally got internet at home again! Claire and I have now moved to our lovely new and bigger flat, but I have had to wait a whole 1.5 weeks to get my broadband transferred to our new address - it has been painful and I will not deny at times I was pining!
This morning a lovely Virgin Media engineer arrived early, tools in hand, and in a flash, had the cable up the side of the flat, through the wall, and into the back of my TV set top box and cable modem. Without delay I excitedly rigged up my wireless router and instantly clicked over to Facebook. Ahhh, it is almost as good a feeling as when you get to have a long awaited wee after travelling on a long distance journey with a full bladder.
Now I can access the internet at blinding 20Mbps speeds again I feel the need utilize it by posting a weighty blog entry, but I don’t really know what to blog about, so I will just pose a question…
What is your favorite joke?
Keep them clean - any dirty ones WILL be deleted! The best one wins a prize!
“A man went to play golf for the day. He took his golf clubs and two pairs of trousers. What were the extra pair of trousers for? In case he got a hole-in-one!” –Jim’s Favorite joke of the day
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October 1st, 2007 at 9:52 am
why did he car go beep beep?………. coz there was a bike n front of it!
October 1st, 2007 at 9:35 pm
two blokes in a pub, one of the was boasting about his new talking clock, the other man was a bit bemused. Later after the pub shut they went back to the first guys house, they chatted for hours, and this chaps says, so whats with this talking clock then?
The man points toward the beautiful antique Chinese gong in the corner, removes the hammer from its stand and gives it a firm bash in the middle, and it made a huge dramatic deep metallic noise.
The other bloke says how does that make it speak then?
Ten seconds later a voice from the neighbours says “OI! dont you know its 2 oclock in the ^&%#ing morning!!!”